User:Matthew Cenance/The Story of the Crown Crusaders

The Story of the Crown Crusaders is the first part of the story of LittleBigPlanet Lua.

The Story
After Sackboy defeated the Trash Monster (accidental curtesy of the Hoard) he went on a five year vacation.

The Crown Crusaders
Sackboy saw an advertisement from The Crown Crusaders. They did not disclose who was in the CC in the ad, but they promised free "Rare Prize Crowns" for everyone who called the number 1-727-377-4935 (1-Rar-ePr-izek) shown in the ad, or sent "GetCrown" to 27696. At the time, Sackboy forgot what is a "Rare Prize Crown".

Sackboy used his StarPhone to call RarePrizek, and when the person answered, he asked the receiver "What is a 'Rare Prize Crown'?" The receiver answered with "Me don't know what is 'rare prize cake' either." Sackboy is confused because he asked about a Crown, not a Cake, so he replied with "I'm talking about the crown you are trying to sell, not a cake." The receiver is corrected and answers the question with "Me Nookan like food. Sorry, but me know that having 'Crown' is the equivalent of royalty in CraftWorld."

Royalty?
Sackboy remembers that only a select few people like comphermc obtain Prize Royalty. He then tried to ask Nookan, "Is your name Nookan, and why are you giving royalty away for free?", but the receiver switched too quickly before he asked the question and now somebody else is answering Sackboy. The new receiver answered with, "We have switched receivers, but I still heard your question. My name is Lockstitch, and we are giving you a free service for this week only." Sackboy asked Lockstitch, "Can I get the Rare Prize Crown, and maybe a 'Rare Prize Cake' along with it? To me, food is the second best thing, next to adventures of course." Lockstitch now replied with "We are sending a Rare Prize Crown and the Cake to you. It should arrive in a few seconds." Sackboy, now gotten answers to everything he wanted to know about, replied with "Thank you for answering. Good bye and have a nice day," and ended the call.

Sackboy noted how quickly the Rare Prize Crown arrived.